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Your Praying to the wrong God
Tue Nov 24, 2009
- I had thought this article was more about praising a higher power rather than obama.All the grammatical errors dont matter to me.I am smart enough to know what was meant by the words used regardless of punctuation.At least that was what I thoughtit was about.
Your Praying to the wrong God
Tue Nov 24, 2009
- arent you guys missing one of your "all praise obama the great" meetings?
110 Words About... Taking My Order
Sun Nov 22, 2009
- meds? did someone say meds?!
Blondes,ya gotta love them-or at least the jokes about them!
Sat Nov 21, 2009
- A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
Blondes,ya gotta love them-or at least the jokes about them!
Sat Nov 21, 2009
- There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
Could You Please Pass The Gas?
Wed Nov 18, 2009
- butt wipe,there's more!
Could You Please Pass The Gas?
Wed Nov 18, 2009
- an ass-tomic bomb!
Radishes & Friday Tests
Mon Nov 23, 2009
- I had plenty of time to hone my skills in detention,then I drooped out.years later when I took my g.e.d.
News of the Weird: Back-to-nature sex, with vegan condoms and hand-cranked personal vibrators
Thu Nov 19, 2009
- as full of hot air as you are,you should have no problems keeping her inflated and warm!
Google Apologizes for Offensive First Lady Image
Wed Nov 25, 2009
- why was it ok to picture Bush as a monkey and a clown but not ok to picture her as a monkey?why does it have to be racist every time you make fun of a black person,but its ok to do to white people?

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Google Apologizes for Offensive First Lady Image
Source: The New York Times
Spokesman Scott Rubin would not elaborate on how the image ended up as the number-one result for the first lady.
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Your Praying to the wrong God
Obama! Obama! Obama's gonna do it He's gonna change the world mmm! mmm! mmm! Barack Hussein Obama
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'Where Have All The Leaders Gone?'.
From my friend Buzz. Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation from its death throes? He's now 83 years old and has a new book, 'Where Have All The Leaders Gone?'. Lee Iacocca Says:
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'Anti monkey butt' powder gets to the bottom of things
Source: PilotOnline.com / HamptonRoads.com
When Dennis Malbone advertised Anti Monkey Butt Powder on the roadside sign in front of his dad's feed and seed store, naturally, some questions arose. "Everybody thinks it's for a monkey," Malbone said. "It's not for a monkey. It's for sweat."
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Radishes & Friday Tests
Radishes & Friday Tests Ch. II (chapter one has left the building) Courage
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Comments & Feedback

Thanks for your attention to the crap article bro-

I think it may have been a "sinker" without your comments.

— Stinkweed Pete

You should smile....It makes people wonder whats up....Have a good weekend.... :)

— Lady Bug

Buzzman1313, never take me too seriously. Remember my mother was a horse and my father was a donkey. That makes me half ass. I love your possitive outlook and your sense of humor. You are a good friend. Gail aka Mule

— SW Missouri Mule